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White vintage cursive text reads "Fitzgerald's" below

A rooster standing next to a lollipop is doing the exact same work as a guy at a barbecue elbowing you seventeen times to make sure you got the joke

Bold white sans-serif text reads "DARNELL'S AUTO WRECKING" above a red and white two-tone 1958 Plymouth Fury illustration with chrome accents and whitewall tires

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